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The Best Responses To Douchebag Texts

Be honest:


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Send the most beautiful picture you have:


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Use good ol’-fashioned threats of physical violence:


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Channel your childhood:


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Share some intimate family details:


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Share your deepest, darkest secrets:


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Catch ‘em all:


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Let them know about your hopes and dreams:


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Make great use of Lisa:


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Ask the hard-hitting questions:



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Talk about Gary:


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Send some cute pics:


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Channel Lucille Bluth:


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Send a dick pic:


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Give them what they want, even if they play hockey:


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Tell them something sad:


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Plan your nuptials:

Use some of that Disney magic:


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Do some detective work:


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Drop some B-Franklin knowledge:


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Pull out the vegetables:


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Have them do your chores:


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Tell them where you’re from:


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Remind them of your favorite cartoon:


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Get creative:


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Or just get Michael Cera to do the dirty work:


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