When you dance you aim for this:
But end up looking like this.
You haven’t quite perfected the art of seductive winking.
Like our friend Tom Hardy here.
You don’t quite grasp the concept of dirty talk.
And seduction doesn’t come naturally either.
Stripteases never really end well.
And you take role-play far too seriously.
Especially when you start with the accents.
Pick-up lines? Well you can forget it…
And responding to them..well you can forget that too.
You don’t really know how to handle sexual tension.
And so you’re prone to saying something weird and creepy out of sheer nervousness.
That shy, coy I’m-just-casually-waiting-here-but-look-how-sexy-I-am look..
And you’re not exactly great at working the camera.
But you know your limits and when to throw in the towel.
After all, embracing your lack of rhythm, social awkwardness and your comfy pants, is when you’re truly sexy!
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