Puns So Awful You’ve Got To Laugh

I used to go fishing with Skrillex but he kept dropping the bass.

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It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, it’s just that he didn’t have the balls to do it.

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The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell Prize.

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When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

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The store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night-stand.

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Then it clicked.

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I’m going to make Wi-Fi my Valentine: we have such a connection!

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I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He’s lucky it was a soft drink.

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The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore.

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The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

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A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.

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My grade in Marine Biology is below C-level.

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One was a salted.

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The witch’s book was useless; she hadn’t run a spell check!

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England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

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A vulture tried to board a plane with two dead racoons, but the flight attendent said, “Sorry, sir- only one carrion allowed!”

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