Cinco de Mayo actually celebrates an unlikely victory by Mexican soldiers from the town of Puebla over a powerful French army…not Mexico’s independence.
DO get yourself a bomb-ass margarita…or seven.
DON’T wear a sombrero at any point during the consumption of the margaritas.
DO take the opportunity to inhale a possibly unsafe amount of delicious Mexican food.
DON’T wear a serape.
Trust us on this one.
Like Trey Songz here.
DO get a bucket of beers, with your bad self.
DON’T throw it back and call it “Cinco de Drinko”:
DON’T shop at Party City for any additional “accessories.” You can totally dress like a normal person.
Note: This special elixir affects different people in different ways.
But DON’T call us “sensitive” for calling you out on your racism.
Just remember what no one tells you about Cinco de Mayo:
…OK fine, this is acceptable on any day of the year, not just Cinco de Mayo.
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