So if I eat the silica gel I’ll get superpowers?
What am I ACTUALLY signing up for here?
You hate me?
When was the sushi made, Acme? WHEN THE FUCK WAS IT MADE?!?
Maybe let someone else ring that bell first.
Finally, an honest car dealership.
What are you trying to tell us, Dad?
Yeah, I think I’ll skip lunch.
So is this substandard white bread?
RUN FAR AWAY.
Have a salad that’s been sitting out for nine days!
Is it mustard? Potatoes? Beanie Babies?
Drink and drive to the liquor store that’s open and not observing some fake holiday?
Electrocution is exciting.
Wash hands? Masturbate violently? Same shit.
Old white man napping and not making you feel secure.
This is not a risk you want to take.
This way to hell.
There could be an Applebee’s behind that door for all I know.
Soooo these trees are only attractive after a few drinks?
We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn.
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