What a great day outside! Summer is the best!
I’m just going to go outside for a minute and chill in the sun.
Maybe I used enough sunscreen this time?
Wait, my skin feels weirdly warm…
Oh dear god what have I done.
*hops in the shower*
I’VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE.
WATER IS OUCH.
How did that part of me burn? It wasn’t even showing!?
More like SPF Bullsh1t.
*Tries to dry off with a towel*
*Tries to put clothes on*
*Tries to sit down*
Welp, I guess I’m going to have to sleep standing up.
MAYBE it will just turn into a tan????!??
Day two: Is it possible that I’m even redder today??
Clothes are my enemy.
Human touch is my enemy.
All of a sudden everyone wants to hug??
I guess this is just how I have to walk now.
“Does it hurt??” — Literally Every Person Who Sees You
MY SKIN IS SO THIRSTY.
I HAVE SCALES
NEED MORE LOTION.
MY LIFE LITERALLY DEPENDS ON LOTION.
Just peeling off my biggest organ.
(Wait, this is kind of fun??…)
I AM A MONSTER
And now I have full-body dandruff.
OMG it’s over! I can look in the mirror!
Now I’m even WHITER than before the sunburn.
Lesson learned, bye.
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