Cat keeps biting me.
Because WHY AND HOW are there this many hairballs?!
And since when did not going in the litter box become OK?
There’s just so much damn hair.
And their breath has that weird but also comforting cat smell…
That can sometimes get overwhelming.
Why does she keep staring at that wall and HISSING?!
When you just need to make sure that all of this isn’t for nothing.
When you come home only to discover that you have nothing left to wipe with.
That fateful day when you decide to TRY and take matters into your own hands.
When your cat is just, well, a smelly cat.
Because we all just want to be able to pet our cat without fearing for our lives.
When your cat’s resting bitchface becomes a source of confusion.
For when your cat is just running at full speed for no specific reason.
When you’re worried you might become a shut-in.
That time when you toyed with the idea of keeping your cat on a leash.
When your cat won’t stop shedding and you think it might be the neighbor’s dog.
Because cleaning the litter box on the regular kinda blows, TBH.
Can I hire someone to make my cat less crazy?
Because I’m seriously worried right now.
Because cats hates showers, even when they’re not in the shower.
Because that organic cat food ain’t gonna pay for itself!
I just want to hold my cat, like a little baby!