A how-to book on parenting.
A bouquet of flowers picked from a neighbor’s yard.
Tickets to a monster truck rally.
A homemade gift made by your kid without supervision.
A coupon book.
Breakfast in bed made entirely by your kids.
A “Steak of the Month” club.
A frame… without a family photo in it.
Something from the bargain bin.
A gift certificate to Weight Watchers.
Exercise equipment or a gym membership.
Something that’s more for the kids than you.
Slippers, muumuus, or anything else an octogenarian would love.
Anything bought the day of.