What could possibly go wrong?
Pretend to be surprised by his member.
Because there is no sexier phrase than “I’m going to give you a vaginal thumbprint.”
Spice things up a little – literally.
Combine sexy time with snack time by introducing a donut to the bedroom.
Become a sexy hand dryer.
Turn her on, somehow, by shouting down the phone.
Don’t break the skin or anything.
Basically, shake his balls.
Put her in a sexy burrito / straitjacket.
Paint your own weird sex game.
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